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2009 Book #6. The Consolations Of Philosophy by Alain de Botton

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:42:07 -0500

2009 Book #6.

The Consolations Of Philosophy by Alain de Botton

there is nothing this man says that isn’t captivating

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:52:31 -0500

there is nothing this man says that isn’t captivating

2009 Book #5. Venus In Furs by Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:21:40 -0500

2009 Book #5.

Venus In Furs by Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch

an ewok finally seems cool

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:58:17 -0500

an ewok finally seems cool

soccer finally seems cool

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:15:52 -0400

soccer finally seems cool

wow, i need to do halloween in ny. these people are serious.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:39:00 -0400

wow, i need to do halloween in ny. these people are serious.

happyhour: willdo: The Pride of Mayfair. (via The...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:32:40 -0400

happyhour:

willdo:

The Pride of Mayfair. (via The Fightins)

looks like some standard club moves of mine, well played young sir

daveholmes: This guy for National Granddad! Hey, I guess...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:11:32 -0400

daveholmes:

This guy for National Granddad!

Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I want to give this old man a hug.

bill attains a better understanding of abstinance

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:22:50 -0400

me: do you think you are going to like sex when you get to start having it?
leener: i sure as hell better

new source of happiness acquired

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:13:47 -0400

new source of happiness acquired

happyhour: Watch this. You’ll thank me. i thank you, more then...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:35:30 -0400

happyhour:

Watch this. You’ll thank me.

i thank you, more then you will ever know

i plan to see this movie as many times in the theater as i saw...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:12:46 -0400

i plan to see this movie as many times in the theater as i saw ‘the hangover’, which was three

this is my hometown apple store. im surprised it took this long...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:35:35 -0400

this is my hometown apple store. im surprised it took this long for people to break down glass plate protected buildings in jersey.

i love these videos chas: Social Media Revolution (via...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:39:44 -0400

i love these videos

chas:

Social Media Revolution (via Socialnomics09)

Pour one out for my Cataan peoples

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:18:11 -0400

Pour one out for my Cataan peoples

this should definitely be added to the...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:30:09 -0400

this should definitely be added to the agenda

oaknd1:

Dweebist » Change I can believe in

break down moments are always so entertaining.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:09:39 -0400

break down moments are always so entertaining.

love it, looks like something joe would...

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:15:39 -0400

love it, looks like something joe would draw

oaknd1:

robot-heart:

anygivenwebdork:mercurypdx:fleetfootedfox:gompr: jakec:gompr:ifthisthenthat

this show looks very promising. im hoping he kicks frylock in...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:42:23 -0400

this show looks very promising. im hoping he kicks frylock in the face during every episode.

More Helen Keller fuckery that's going to send me straight to hades HOLLER

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:33:25 -0400

the last paragraph of this tumble is one of the greatest tumble paragraphs of all time

kiamatthews:

Have you guys ever played Apples to Apples? It’s a game where each turn one player, the judge, has a card on which is printed an adjective. Everyone has a hand of cards with proper nouns or events, like some random actor, historical figure, or war or something. Each player throws in a card that they think best embodies the adjective the judge has given, and the judge picks a winner.

So this one time we were playing and the adjective was “useless”. Guess which card won? Helen Keller.

This other time we were playing the adjective was “ridiculous”. Guess which card was close to winning? Helen Keller. When asked why she threw that card down, my friend said “It was ridiculous that her mother didn’t abort her.”